Gifts for new mums are full of folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to grin stiffly while presented with crap,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to grin stiffly while presented with crap,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our baby high heels,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's never too early be a Lady Gaga,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's never too early be a Lady Gaga,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the baby poop scooper bags before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For the baby who won't wear nappies.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For the baby who won't wear nappies.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I receive the gift of Baby Tee-Pee,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Germophobics love the Potty Mitts,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But I don't think the Baby Toupee is a suitable gift,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But I don't think the Baby Toupee is a suitable gift,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
If you really want to make a new mum's Christmas,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Stuff a copy of Cocktails at Naptime in her stocking!,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Stuff a copy of Cocktails at Naptime in her stocking!,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Merry Christmas to you all and have a fabulous New Year! Now we're off to sample some liqueur chocolates and maybe a Cocktail or two.
Hugs
Emma and Gillian
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do they do those Baby wigs in adult sizes? It's not for me you understand, but my wife wants to know.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas
Glen...Their website says they do toupees for babyies ages 0-9 months. If you have a small head you may be able to squeeze into one, the downside being you may lose blood supply to your brain.
ReplyDeleteDo they do Groucho noses and moustaches too?
ReplyDeleteTo the tune of Silent Night, here's my response:
ReplyDeleteThese gifts are shite
Wholly shite
Baby wigs
What a fright!
All you need for a mother and child
Is a cocktail or two for when baby is wild
Hail the gin-induced slee-eeep
Hail the gin-induced sleep.
I am scared of those shoes.
ReplyDeleteSteve....Yes alas there is such a product. Warning: Do not view this image if you are easily disturbed or have a heart condition:
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Trish....Thanks for that! Absolutely wonderful
Hail the gin-induced slee-eep
Trish is ace!
ReplyDeleteHowever I'd like a peepee teepee for my twelve year old boy and his pals who routinely miss the porcelain...
ReplyDeleteI think I'm developing a crush on Trish after reading her brilliant comments around the blogosphere. Shhh, don't tell her.
ReplyDeleteAs for the products,I don't quite know where to start, those shoes, those potty mitts? For the love of all things mildly normal in this freaky fucked up world in which we live - what if wrong with people?!!
Mwah ha ha ha ha! Lovin the Groucho gear in the link... my boys are gonna hate you!
ReplyDeleteGod, I love the pee pee teepee.
ReplyDeleteUse a flannel, people. Same/same.
:)
I used to think those pee pee tents were stupid, until my newborn had a projectile poop that almost flew into my husband's mouth. It was a Kodak moment. I only wish I had caught it on camera.
ReplyDeleteI love a comb over! WTF is that whole outift and hair thingy? It's all a bit wrong!!
ReplyDeleteOhhh, the heels are soo cute, and so wrong.... but still cute.... I found you a while ago.. it proves I stalk the good stuff yeah?
ReplyDeleteEmmasbrain xx
Merry Chrisrmas and Happy New Year 2011.
ReplyDeleteBest Wishes and Happiness.
Nan
http://theblogfrog.com/1233755
http://beonefineday.blogspot.com
Sorry. Just cannot get over those mitts for wiping your arse...
ReplyDeleteLCM x
Hi,
ReplyDeleteI'm following from the blog hop.
I'd love a follow back at www.mikaspantry.blogspot.com
Thanks,
Mika
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous post. You should hire yourself out for parties.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind getting a wig like that for my husband! Hunka hunka!!
ReplyDeleteThose shoes and mitts???!!!! Hilarious!
Merry Xmas gorgeous Emma and Gillian xx
He he he he
ReplyDeleteThat was funny and much needed.
You made this up, right?????
ReplyDeleteI love it! Thank you for coming to visit me! I think I love you. Makes me feel better about my own sick mind. But, um, where can I get those Potty Mitts?
ReplyDeleteAModernMother....yeah I made it up - I am up there with the great lyricists like Lloyd Webber and Rice ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm So Fancy.....So pleased you made it over to this blog. Just click on the Potty Mitts link and you can own these wonderful inventions!
I know you are distracted with all that Lori is going through but thank you for your humour and compassion. You've got style. http://richasshole.blogspot.com/2011/01/stylish-and-fancy.html
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Thanks for the follow! Following you back! What a cute blog!
ReplyDeletethat combover. hah.
ReplyDeleteThe boys and I will be boarding a plane soon in search of holidays with loved ones and snow-- oh my goodness we may just freeze our little island toes off, but I wanted to stop by here first, to:
Thank you for being a sweet part of last week's An Aloha Affair.
And, to personally invite you to join us again today.
Cheers,
Nicole
localsugarhawaii.com
would love for you to come join my blog hop :)
ReplyDeleteErica
http://www.ericastartwalking.com/2012/12/sparkle-and-shine-blog-hop.html
I have never seen baby high heels before. Lol. Im linking up from the weekend social mix blog hop. Im one of your newest followers now. I would love for you to check my blog out!
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With the pink heals and toupee, the kiddies are ready for a Florida early bird special!
ReplyDeletehaha..only a mom would really understand...
ReplyDeleteI am your newest follower from the hop..pls follow back if you can.
happy weekend!!
Following you via Aloha Friday. Have a fantastic weekend!
ReplyDeletexx Sandra
http://larasvintage.blogspot.com/
I'm 32 weeks pregnant and am finding this hilarious! I have to be careful not to laugh too hard though ... otherwise I may need to go change! Dropping by from the Aloha Friday hop :)
ReplyDeletethis is hysterical! I bought some of those tee pees for my grandson, he shot it off like a rocket giggle. Thank you for sharing at the hop xo
ReplyDeleteLOL at the pee pee tents. So cute and funny but I really would have made good use of it when my son was a baby!! He always liked to pee when I was changing him, yuck!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a great week my dear!
Thank you so much for linking up to last week's Aloha Friday Blog Hop!! I'm following you.
If you have time, we'd love to have you come and link up to the Aloha Friday Blog Hop if you haven't already! We are hosting a great giveaway too which is a wonderful opportunity to give some extra exposure to you lovely blog. Come and link up, enter the giveaway and celebrate the coming weekend with us!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!
Aloha,
Jean {What Jean Likes}
Hi Emma, just stopping by to say how delightful your blog is. Thanks so much for sharing. I have recently found your blog and am now following you, and will visit often. Please stop by my blog and perhaps you would like to follow me also. Have a wonderful day. Hugs, Chris
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Thank you, Mahalo so much for linking up to the Aloha Friday Blog Hop last week. I am following you back by the way. :)
ReplyDeleteIf you have time, we'd love to have you come and link up to the Aloha Friday Blog Hop if you haven't already! We are hosting a great giveaway too which is a wonderful opportunity to give some extra exposure to you lovely blog. Come and link up, enter the giveaway (if you haven't yet) and celebrate the coming weekend with us!
Aloha,
Jean {What Jean Likes}
LOL so funny! Thanks for linking up this as well with my NO RULES Weekend Blog Party :))
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!I love your blog. I found you through Aloha Blog Hop. Stop by and say hi if you get a minute. :)
ReplyDeleteI love the name of your blog it totally makes me laugh and smile. I'm a mom to 2 young girls and I know sometimes they can be a handful. This holiday song had was perfect. I loved the baby in high heels and of course the pee-pee tee-pee. I found your blog from Aloha Friday.
ReplyDeleteCari @ Reach For The Star Berries
Reach For The Star Berries
The hairpiece is a hoot! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed at the stuff they sell for kids. Thanks for this fun roundup of stuff.
ReplyDeleteOMG loving the heels! Disposable hand mitts? Why didn't they have stuff like this when mine where little? Would have made life so much easier!
ReplyDeleteHappy New year!
Katie ~ http://dysfunctionsjunction.com
Newest follower here! I found you through the blog hop. Cute blog, I can't wait to read more!
ReplyDelete-Melanie@ meandmr.com
I've been missing seeing posts from you in my feed! I hope you're having a very lovely holiday season. I hope you're having a great week and a Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for linking up to last week's Aloha Friday Blog Hop!! I'm following you.
If you have time, we'd love to have you come and link up to the Aloha Friday Blog Hop if you haven't already! (Thank you so very much if you've already linked up, I truly appreciate it!!)
Come and link up and celebrate the coming weekend with us!
Aloha,
Jean {What Jean Likes}
Baby high heels! LOVE!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I just saw your comment with the video you shared with the guy going around getting kicked in the nuts. Hilarious. SO glad you posted that because I clicked to your blog and found these potty mits. We just potty trained and that has to be one of the things that grosses me out the most! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteOh God, sooooo bloody funny! I'm weak!!! Love yur blog x
ReplyDeleteHi there! I'm a new follower from the blog hop and would love a follow back at sugarplumsandlollipops.blogspot.com and on Pinterest! I follow back all of my Pinterest followers :)
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